MATE: HOW TO BECOME THE MAN WO - MAX TUCKER - Time Warner

The #1 bestselling pioneer of "fratire" and a leading evolutionary psychologist team up to create THE dating book for guys.

Whether Tucker Max and Geoffrey Miller did their research in bars or in the lab, they both got a serious look at how women view relationships. MATE uses the best science to go behind the curtain and reveal what women really want in the worlds of sex and dating. Based on breakthroughs in evolutionary psychology, sexuality, behavior genetics, and animal communication, MATE is the book for guys whether they are looking to hook up or find and keep the one.

MATE pulls from hundreds of studies to show what really works on the dating scene. From revealing attractive traits to suggesting strategies for choosing careers with the best mating markets, MATE is an evidence-based, seriously funny playbook for becoming as sexually attractive and romantically successful as possible.

The #1 bestselling pioneer of "fratire" and a leading evolutionary psychologist team up to createthe dating book for guys

Whether they conducted their research in life or in the lab, experts Tucker Max and Dr. Geoffrey Miller have spent the last 20+ years learning what women really want from their men, why they want it, and how men can deliver those qualities.

The short answer: become the best version of yourself possible, then show it off. It sounds simple, but it's not. If it were, Tinder would just be the stuff you use to start a fire. Becoming your best self requires honesty, self-awareness, hard work and a little help.

Through their website and podcasts, Max and Miller have already helped over one million guys take their first steps toward Miss Right. They have collected all of their findings in Mate, an evidence-driven, seriously funny playbook that will teach you to become a more sexually attractive and romantically successful man, the right way:

- No "seduction techniques"
- No moralizing
- No bullshit

Just honest, straightforward talk about the most ethical, effective way to pursue the win-win relationships you want with the women who are best for you.

Much of what they've discovered will surprise you, some of it will not, but all of it is important and often misunderstood. So listen up, and stop being stupid!

Tucker Max’s third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.

But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. In this book, you’ll learn:

* How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School,

* Why Halloween is really awesome,

* How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment,

* What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth,

* Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van, and

* What happens when Tucker turns sexting into a sport.

He’s still Tucker Max, and—for one more book—he’s still an asshole.

New York Times bestselling author Tucker Max has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time and culled out what you might call the 'best of the rest' in his final set of 100% true, 100% exclusive stories.

Tucker Max’s books—I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues—are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They’ve sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success. As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the “best of the rest,” and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don’t suck. So enjoy.

Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.

But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. In this book, you'll learn:

* How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School,

* Why Halloween is really awesome,

* How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment,

* What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth,

* Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van, and

* What happens when Tucker turns sexting into a sport.

He's still Tucker Max, and—for one more book—he's still an asshole.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to 'some next-level shit.'

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?

• What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?

• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?

• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

Proud of being socially inappropriate and sexually irresponsible, the author shares his carefree experiences.

Le avventure di Tucker Max cominciano tutte allo stesso modo: alticcio! Ma è impossibile sapere come finiscono, perché tra la prima e l'ultima birra può succedere di tutto. E quando Tucker e i suoi amici raggiungono l'ultimo stadio della famosa 'Scala di Tucker Max Ubriaco'; si salvi chi può. Tucker, arrivato a quel punto, non riuscirà più a mettere a fuoco nemmeno le maniglie delle porte, figuriamoci trovare le chiavi della macchina, e nel frattempo avrà di certo rimorchiato qualche tipa (più è ubriaco, più sarà brutta o grassa), avrà vomitato un paio di volte in modo incontrollabile e si sarà incazzato con tutti, anche con oggetti inanimati (generalmente insultandoli ad alta voce). Poi si sveglierà in qualche posto che non ha mai visto prima e che non riconosce e magari a fianco di una gnocca di cui non ricorda nulla... Ma una cosa è certa: il divertimento è totale, anche e soprattutto per i suoi lettori.